Things recently added to Mike's "To Do" List:

1. Establish a new evil venture that asks people to send me all their spare gold in exchange for the "promise" of cold hard cash. (Thanks, Jeff!)
2. Send an email request to the CYL Blogmaster to add Hardee's as a choice in the current healthy eating options survey. (I'm mean, what's healthier than advertising a 1500 calorie burger?)
   
3. Change my 'Client 9' secret identity to something new. Apparently it's already taken?!