Joe Rector v. Cold Weather

The Plaintiff, Joe Rector is suing the defendant, Cold Weather for the amount of 12 Billion US dollars on the count of extensive emotional distress.



Cold Weather makes it difficult, and many times painful to use your hands effectively outdoors. Sometimes, individuals may loose feeling in their hands and feet all together. In extreme cases, frost bite occurs and things get cut off.

Cold Weather makes it downright dangerous to swim. Hypothermia sets in and has ruined people's days. This also eliminates the possibility of comfortably participating in recreational activities or going to the beach.

Cold Weather makes it difficult to do many sports outdoors. The amount of things one can do outside during warm weather outnumbers the amount of things one can do in cold weather 20 to 1.

Cold Weather is also deadly. Cars and planes to not take well to icy roads and conditions typical in cold weather. Cold Weather puts thousands of lives at risk on a daily basis.

Cold Weather also costs a lot of money. Damages to homes, cars, planes, business, and roads are astronomical.

Cold Weather also prohibits the growth of several key plants and animals.

Does this horse look happy to you?

Didn't think so.

I rest my case...