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LANARK, Florida - Mike McGee is a typical one year old in every way except one. Mike has the telepathic power to make people and animals do whatever he wants them to do. And it seems all Mike wants them to do is jump. That right, jump.
His mother, Monica, said ever since she put Mike in a Johnny-Jump-Up he has been making things jump at his bidding.
He as his constant best friend, his pet monkey, Z, (both are severely nearsighted) can be within 50 feet of a target and in less than a few seconds the jumping begins.
Mike and Z both smile, then get the giggles and finally Z starts jumping, too. Mike is still a little young to jump without his Johnny-Jump-Up so he just rocks back and forth and gurgles what sounds like, "Z, Z, Z". These jumping episodes only last a minute or two, but you can imagine the shock for anybody watching, much less unwillingly participating.
There is a petition being circulated on the internet trying to make Mike the next Dali Lama. A scientist who specializes in telepathy is skeptical and thinks it is really Z that has the power to make others, including Mike, jump. He is proposing cloning Z and creating a new branch of the military, code named Z Force.
In the meantime, if you find pictures of people or animals jumping as a result of the Z Force, please post them on this site. And if you have been on the receiving end of Mike's and or Z's telepathic shenanigans, let us know what the experience was like.
