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Our intern/part-time genius Laura Scaglione left Catch Your Limit for a Summer session in Europe a few weeks back. Her primary destination being France. It has come to a point where I am now concerned for her safety as we have not heard a word from her. I can't help but imagine some of the possible scenarios that Laura could be facing abroad.
It is possible she came across this creepy french bread thief and took up with his group of 
gypsies. I've heard they steal bread from markets and then offer a toast of good luck to those who take their picture. When you are in France it is easy to be seduced by people like this as they have so much bread and it is so tasty you are willing to believe anything they say. You can tell by his face that he has secrets to tell.
gypsies. I've heard they steal bread from markets and then offer a toast of good luck to those who take their picture. When you are in France it is easy to be seduced by people like this as they have so much bread and it is so tasty you are willing to believe anything they say. You can tell by his face that he has secrets to tell.
It is also possible she gave up her worldly possessions to be a cheese maid. No longer able to smile her day consists of milking, curdling, and aging fromage. You can see the likeness in her eyes. However she has acquired an impressive part down the middle of her head. Perhaps she has found comfort in this simplistic lifestyle of cheese and livestock.
Or perhaps our Laura has been turned into a French 4x4. The positive side of this is she looks pressure treated so should be rot resistant.
Or perhaps this bearded, pipe smoking Frenchman took her into his arms and sang her french lullabies and she is resting somewhere with an afghan pulled over her while he
plots a new revolution and laughs to himself, in the way a man with pipe and moustache might laugh.
plots a new revolution and laughs to himself, in the way a man with pipe and moustache might laugh.Or perhaps this group of french sailors found out Laura works at Catch Your Limit and decided to test out her abilities as bait. They could have chopped her into little Laura bits and tossed her bits of Laura meat into their chum buckets.
These are only a few of the possibilities I've considered as to what could have happened to Laura. While they all might not be the most likely, Laura was pretty strange so it only makes sense that strange things would happen to her.
These are only a few of the possibilities I've considered as to what could have happened to Laura. While they all might not be the most likely, Laura was pretty strange so it only makes sense that strange things would happen to her. 
