Today I will blog about my excitement over the new CYL pontoon boat. Never in my 26 years did I think that the use of a pontoon boat would excite me in such a way. Think about it, when you are a kid nothing excites you more than tearin' ass through the water on a fast boat. To me pontoon boats were meant for lakes and old people who liked to cruise around.
Once again my elders have proved wiser.
Pontoon boats offer the rare combination of fishability, drinkability, napability, cruiseability, and girlability. These boats are the five level leaders of the marine industry.
First level, fishability, anybody who buys a boat you cannot fish off is a moron. Second level, drinkability, you could pack 10 coolers on the boat and still have plenty of room for everything else. Third level, napability, if the fish aren't biting and you are feeling board (Melissa) take a nap. Fourth level cruiseability, personally I don't care about this one all that much but its a nice thing to have. And finally girlability, girls love pontoon boats because they can tan or swim while the guys fish and drink.
To sum it up the five level organization, CYL, finally has a brand and organizational icon. The responsibility of maintaining all five levels aboard the new vessel is bestowed upon all of us.
The challenge is yours CYL Team to live our brand in these excting times. The first challenge being to name the new boat. Post your suggestions for the name of the boat in the comments below.
More to come, Kyle.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Pontoon Boat Joy
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Monday, May 14, 2007
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