A few thoughts for Friday

How do Coconuts make milk when they don't even have breast?

Why do street signs read "caution children at play," most people aren't afraid of children?

When a person says they don't want to be pigeon-holed is it the pigeon part that is objectionable or the holed?

Is it wrong to assume lobbyist make lobbys?

Doesn't it seem like Red Lobster is always bringing Shrimp Fest back? Isn't it kind of always Shrimp Fest?

If it is true that some lipstick contains lead can't we just repackage it in a Mattell box and sell it to our kids?